Total Medals Earned: 599 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,250 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 21/25 (225/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Make it out the first locked door
Escape through door 2.
Solve a puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (35/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 13/20 (230/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 11/15 (75/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Found the hidden troll face.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Reach a score of at least 10.